Where do you go when you want to find the dumbest criminals in the world? Look no further than the Dumb Ass Criminals Club! This exclusive club comprises some of the most inept crooks on the planet.
From thieves who can’t seem to get anything right to burglars who make basic mistakes, these criminals will surely make you laugh with their stupidity.
So if you’re looking for a good laugh, be sure to check out our latest blog post on the Dumb Ass Criminals Club!
Dumb-Ass criminals—-there is nothing quite like the feeling of knowing you’ve committed a crime but then making it evident to everyone that you did.
Why not just wear a t-shirt that says “I’m guilty” or, better yet, write your name on the wall in blood?
These are some examples of what criminals do when they want their crimes discovered.
But sometimes they can be so stupid and do things that make no sense at all!
However, this is not always the case as criminals can be very intelligent people but still commit crimes.
There are many different types of criminals, from those who kill others to those who cause mischief.
Whatever kind of criminal someone may be, though, they all share one thing in common: they do stupid shit!
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They are Dumb-Ass criminal!
For example, in Laurel, Maryland, a driver got out of their car and left it running at a BP 
gas station going inside to pay for the gas.
Meanwhile…a dumb-ass car thief jumped into the car and sped off. Then drove one block before discovering two children in the back seat.
Both children were safely recovered, but the suspect has not been found, according to WTOP reported.
Police have not yet confirmed any information about the suspect.
Dumb-Ass criminal Number 2
A woman in Canton, Ohio, reported that she noticed a light on in a guest bedroom and went to investigate the light source. She saw something so shocking and unexpected.
She found an uninvited guest in her guest bedroom; she saw an unknown man lying on a bed.
He had broken in overnight. The sliding door to the backyard was open; evidently, he swam in the family’s pool because his soaked pants were by the pool, and he had eaten leftover chicken from their dinner.
“Then he even lit a candle in the bathroom!…her brother-in-law chased the man out of the house; however, on his way out, he took a pair of underwear that belonged to her son.
Consesuently, the police arrested the suspect and took him to the hospital for evaluation; they suspected he was under the influence.
Needless to say…he was charged with burglary and issued a summons to appear in court. Read more
The Dumb-Ass number3
An Alabama woman, Ozark’s native, was in court with charges stemming from a 2019 heist of the Bancorp South in Gulfport, Mississippi.
The Gulfport branch activated a hidden alarm that alerted Gulfport police.
Upon their arrival, bank employees informed officers that the suspect had approached a teller window and handed the clerk a hand-scrawled note that read:
“You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong or die.”
Although tellers recall that the suspect had a swollen face indicative of a recent cosmetic operation, no weapon was shown.
According to the Associated Press, the robbery was captured on the surveillance system, while authorities discovered an abandoned Cadillac near the bank, which they traced back to Face.
Meanwhile, authorities sent still images of the serial surgery recipient with a memo imploring the public to help ID the suspect.
Iconic Face was found guilty of two counts of armed robbery after holding up the Mississippi bank two years prior — a crime she allegedly committed to pay sexual reassignment surgery, according to AL.com.
This story highlights three dumb-ass criminals who are now a part of The Dumb Ass Criminals Club.
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